The Quarantine Thick Blues

Original image by There Stands the Glass.

Original image by There Stands the Glass.

I’ve packed on pandemic pounds.  I barely even qualify as Kansas City skinny.  The party’s over.  The lavish buffet and open bar in my home are closed until I lose 20 pounds.  Two months of gnawing hunger and tormenting thirst should reduce me to hard-won scrawniness by April Fools’ Day.  Until then, expect me to be crankier than usual.  Unpopular opinions on five recent releases I wouldn’t consider publishing on a full stomach follow.

*Emmet Cohen- Future Stride

Jazz’s latest whiz kid is a canny traditionalist.

*Foo Fighters- Medicine at Midnight

The differences between Foo Fighters and Nickelback are so marginal that they’re practically the same band.

*Lucero- When You Found Me

A once-vital sound is entirely played out.

*Arlo Parks- Collapsed in Sunbeams

Watery chicken soup for delicate listeners allergic to grit and spice. 

*The Weather Station- Ignorance

A fine tribute to Everything but the Girl.